Inane purchases

I have to go and buy a vacuum cleaner today!

I don’t think I have ever been so un-motivated to buy something in my life! The only reason I need one is because I can’t stop dropping crumbs when i eat!

I can’t help thinking I should wear a bib, then I wouldn’t need to spend 50 quid on an utterly pointless piece of Chinese electronica!

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